all I want in life is a large coke with fries, and a flat attractive stomach
God.. My dreams!
False Alarm of the Day: In light of an explosion of news stories about cannibalism over the past week, the Centers for Disease Control have issued a statement reassuring us that zombies are not real, and we can go about our business without fear of a zombie apocalypse. People eating each other’s body parts due to the effects of synthetic drugs, on the other hand …
The CDC told the Huffington Post that “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”
Well, that’s reassuring, coming from the same agency that has a detailed webpage about zombie apocalypse preparedness.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my bunker.
[gawker]
“When the moon fell in love with the sun, all was golden in the sky, all was golden when the day met the night.”
This is really pretty.
im gonna keep re-blogging this until i own it.
Need
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When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.
Number one rule of Tumblr.
forever reblog people.
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As an optimist, I’m positive there’s a logical, reasonable explanation for this. PCP, or even a new drug that’s just come out. Or maybe even some weird form of rabies. As someone who’s also extremely paranoid, HOLY SHIT WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.












